hello not-so-cool humans, I am your saviour.

Posted on 1:50 AM by Daoh Darko | 0 comments

I'm pretty much a lazy person to update blogs.
I get easily excited and easily bored on things.

I used to have like a gazillion blogs and I never did update them. I had shared a blog once with my wife, S (check out her blog here) until she started hogging the internet speed with diner dash and survivor series downloads.

Although blogs started like a million years ago, even before this cina dude discovered brazillian wax, nuffnang, advertlets and how to make tons of money with brand-biased advertorials, I feel like saja la wanna try one more time.

Who knows I get endorsed by brands and get paid doing shallow paid reviews and take pictures and all that?

"This is Adidas shoes (insert picture here). It's so old even my grandma looks great. (insert ahso picture here). I replaced with new Adidas shoes for free because I write about them in my blog. Then i get cheque 10K rupiah from nuffnangnak! WAAA! (insert cheque picture here)"

So i'm a marketer full time and a designer part time.

My day job pays well but being the greedy bastard I am and always looking for an excuse to modify and buy new bicycles, I take freelance every now and then.

Sometimes i'm so lazy but i badly want that free"lunch" job, i went overboard scolding and arguing with the client.

"Hello boss. I'm a designer not a magician. How you expect me to make this fat, ugly female staff to become Megan Fox for your annual report? You think I got time meh? I got day job also la!"

And lagi satu, i think this blog is gonna be more of my cycling stuff (try la ok - see how rajin, i am). I take care of this other cycling blog, Putrajaya Critical Mass. A mass cycling event in Putrajaya every last Friday of the month. Damn malas gila nak maintain sometimes. It's an unofficial but it's the one that starts everything.

I find it inspiring to read cycling blogs but then after a time i think it gets monotonous. They started writing like how many cyclists were on the ride, how many kilometers they cycled and what did they eat for carbs reloads.

Sometimes to add a funny side of the story they took picture of a fat cyclist getting an extra workout replacing the tyre tube.

I don't know how this one gonna last because usually in a cycling group I will be the quiet dude and i'm the last person to finish a ride.

So that's how lazy i am sometimes. The only thing i'm rajin about is making my fonts small and big. But damn, malas to edit picture and put stupid dialogs all. Fonts also colour-colour.

"Check out my cool fixed-basikal!"